Wednesday, December 21, 2011

my only wish this Christmas

Dear Jesus and/or Santa,

If you could make sure the coworker who microwaves fish gets eaten by a polar bear or beaten to death with sticks this weekend, I would consider it a personal favor and a Christmas miracle of the greatest kind! 

Thanks, John.

PS - My second wish would be to meet the person who took this picture and give them a high five.

UPDATE: I just changed my mind. It has become disgustingly apparent that one of the Kardashians has moved to my city. So, if you could kill all of the Kardashians and anyone who has been inside a Kardashian, please do so. I know the second part of that wish is a tall order and possibly genocide, but you know, it would mean a lot to me.

1 comment:

Leslie said...

You should nuke something twice as worse to retaliate. Like two day old brussel sprouts.