I get bored a lot. Some solutions involve blogging, trolling facebook, Sudoku, or more self-destructive practices like eating, blogging or trolling facebook. If I were socially inept, I would definitely be morbidly obese. I would sit at home and eat salt and vinegar chips until my tongue shrivels into an old lady ear or something.
Sometimes, I get so bored I just literally go crazy. My friend hates it when people use ‘literally’ when they mean ‘figuratively.’ I never gave it much thought, but tend to agree to an extent now.
However, from time to time I get so incredibly bored, I literally wish I had some sort of socially crippling ADHD so I could always be distracted/entertained. I mean, that’s how it works, right?
Anyway, this is just a small amuse bouche sized sampling of my boredom crazy spells:
So, the next time you text me during working hours and get a response in a disturbingly fast time or wonder why I literally own facebook from Monday through Friday 8-5, remember this…
UPDATE: Apparently, the craziness in this friendship is a two-way road...
7 comments:
i don't think you're crazy. i think "idiotic" is a more appropriate word to describe you. and this stupid blog post.
worthlessmindlessnarcissism.blogspot.com
Again Anonymouses, I'm so glad you are reading my blog! Its completely mindless and about me! It is my blog and I know nothing of foreign affairs, so this just feels right. In fact, I would like the rights to that URL if it is not already in use. Whoever you are, we have a lot in common. I mindlessly Gchat and blog and you read a mindless blog you clearly hate.
All that being said, you are reading my blog and thank you!!!
you're welcome.
the only accurate part about your URL is 'gook'
hey guys, leave him alone
Why do I, unlike anonymous poopmonger, really enjoy this? Ah yes, I know nothing of foreign affairs either! Thanks for making me lol irl.
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